The Maleficent Seven: From the World of Skulduggery Pleasant Page 3

  “Tell me now.”

  “I’m not going to do that.”

  “How do I know you’re telling the truth?”

  “I try not to lie to vampires.”

  “Tell me who it was.”

  Tanith hopped down off the cage. “No. Here’s the deal. You help us. You get along with everyone else in the team, even Jack, and when it’s over, I give you the name, and you go off and do whatever you want to do. Vampires hold grudges, don’t they? I’d imagine you’ve been holding this grudge for a good long time.”

  “This might be it,” said Sanguine. “This might be the one thing to make you break your precious little vampire code – never kill another one of your kind. What do you think, Dusk? Might this be what tips you over the edge?”

  Dusk said nothing.

  ooftops and chimneys, that’s all there was to see from up here. The whole thing reminded Sanguine of that scene from Mary Poppins where Dick Van Dyke starts dancing about with all those chimney sweeps high over London town. He wondered if Springheeled Jack ever took the time to dance about with chimney sweeps, singing as they went. Probably not, if he were being honest. Still, it was something to wonder as he waited there, whistling ‘Chim Chim Cher-ee’ and keeping watch for Cleavers.

  Not even twenty minutes later, a long-fingered hand scuttled over the ledge like an unsettlingly ugly spider, followed by an arm and then a battered top hat with a lined, drawn, misshapen face beneath. Jack stayed down there, chin level with the roof, eyes on Sanguine.

  “No one else here,” Sanguine told him.

  Jack’s voice was high and strained. “’Cept for Cleavers,” he said. “Cleavers’re everywhere.”

  “Not here. Not right now. I’ve been here a whole half-hour and I haven’t seen a single one.”

  “They’re about.”

  “That I know. This whole area’s one big search zone for them. But if you’ve got the skills, sneaking in and out isn’t much of a problem. Come on up. We have time for a chat, don’t we?”

  Jack stayed put for a moment, and then with a grace so effortless it would have widened Sanguine’s eyes had he not scooped them out long ago, he pulled himself up and stood there on the edge. His feet were bare, his clothes – top hat and tails – worn and musty.

  “How’d you know where to find me?” Jack asked.

  “I didn’t,” said Sanguine. “I reckoned you’d be keeping an eye out, though. Figured you’d find me if I waited long enough.”

  “What do you want?”

  “To talk.”

  “That so? You’re lookin’ pretty calm for someone who should be worried.”

  “And why should I be worried? We’re two old friends, standing on a rooftop, chatting.”

  “Last time I chatted to you, you had all these plans to set off the Desolation Engine, remember that? And then that sneaky vampire git turned and ran, left me to get pummelled and thrown in a cell.”

  Sanguine shrugged. “And how is that my fault? You know full well never to give a vampire good reason for revenge, and yet you still stopped him from killing Valkyrie Cain on that beach, four years ago.”

  “There were, what do you call them? Extenuatin’ circumstances. You’d all lied to me.”

  “You can’t take any of this personally, Jack.”

  “I can, and I do. It was because of Dusk, and because of you and your dear old dad, that I’ve been in a gaol cell for the last two years. I’d still be there right now if I hadn’t escaped.”

  “Nonsense. We’d have come to get you out.”

  A sneer crossed Jack’s face. “Not bloody likely.”

  “I’m serious. We were all set to mount a daring rescue attempt when we heard you’d managed it all on your own.”

  “And why would you want to get me out? Need my help, do you? Another dangerous little mission?”

  “As a matter of fact, yes.”

  “Yeah, knew it. Get lost.”

  “Jack...”

  “Not interested.” Jack turned, knees bending, ready to leap away.

  Sanguine stepped forward. “Where are you going? Where is there to go? They’ve got the area sealed off, Jack, and they’re closing in. They’re going to get you, drag you back and throw you in a cell so deep you’ll never even breathe fresh air ever again.”

  “And let me guess,” said Jack, turning his head slightly, “the alternative to all that is hookin’ up with you and your dad and the vampire again, is it?”

  “Not my dad. They have him locked away and no one knows where. As for Dusk, though, yeah, he’s onboard.”

  “Forget it.”

  “Ask me who’s leading this little mission.”

  “No.”

  “Tanith Low.”

  Jack turned fully now. “You what?”

  “You’ve been out of the loop, Jack, so you won’t have heard. She’s got a Remnant inside her now. It’s changed her outlook on a whole load of things. She’s one of us.”

  “You bein’ serious?”

  “Would I joke about a woman who wears leather that tight?”

  “Tanith Low’s possessed by a shadowy little Remnant and has gone all evil on us, has she?” Jack said, then considered it. “And what, exactly, would this mission entail?”

  “It would entail, exactly, the retrieval of four God-Killer level weapons from around the world. We have all the locations – we just lack the manpower.”

  “And what’ll you be usin’ these weapons for, may I ask?”

  “Well, that’s a little bit of a secret at this juncture. If you sign on, though, everything will be explained.”

  Jack’s eyes narrowed. “And the risk?”

  “Apart from the resistance we’ll face in the actual retrieval of the weapons from their current owners, there’s also a little group of sorcerers who are going after the same things. Our aim is to get to the weapons first, swap them with some clever forgeries and slip out before anyone realises something is wrong.”

  “Who’s in this little group of sorcerers?”

  “Dexter Vex and a few others. Seven in all. Tanith’s recruiting her own team to match it. You’re our number-one pick.”

  “I won’t be on any team with Dusk. If we leave him out, I’m in.”

  “That’s great news. Tanith will be delighted. One slight problem. Dusk is already in.”

  “You said I was your number-one pick.”

  “And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.”

  “And what do I get out of all this?”

  “For a start, we burrow away from here and get you out of London and away from the search teams. If they do find you, you’ll have our little group fighting by your side. But more than that – Tanith’s been doing some research.”

  “Oh, yeah? About what?”

  “About you, and what you are, and where you come from. If you help us find these weapons, she’ll tell you everything you’ve always wanted to know.”

  “You’re lyin’. She knows nothin’ about any of that. No one does.”

  “Jack, you’ve been a killer all your life pretty much, right? You’ve been a villain. She’s been a hero. She’s had access to things you can only dream about.”

  “She knows what I am?”

  “Yes, she does. Are you in?”

  “Tex, if you’re lying to me...”

  “Jack, she needs her team. She’s done her research. When this is over, you’ll have your reward. So what do you say? Are you in?”

  Jack raised a hand to his mouth, and his sharp little teeth worried the skin of his knuckle. It didn’t, in fairness, take him all that long to think it over. “Yeah,” he said. “I’m in.”

  “Wonderful news,” Sanguine said, and smiled.

  “So where is she? I can’t wait to see the all-new, all-evil Tanith Low.”

  “You’ll be seeing her soon enough, don’t you worry. Right now she’s recruiting the third member of our little group, someone who comes before both you and Dusk alphabetical
ly, but a distant third in our hearts.”

  “Yeah?” Jack said. “And who might that be?”

  Black Annis had had an ignominious end. There weren’t many who could survive an encounter with her, not once she was mad and her skin was turning blue and her teeth were growing long and jagged. Her fingernails had silenced many a last scream and her jaws had clamped round many a throat. She was a people-eater, and had never seen anything wrong with that, and for most of her life she’d lived in one ditch or other, or a cave if she was lucky, its ground littered with the bones of her victims. Apart from one particular idiot who used to scurry around after her, no one who entered her lair had ever emerged.

  Until the blonde. Until the blonde in the brown leather. And before Annis had known what the hell was happening, she was hog-tied and helpless and the blonde in the brown leather was smiling down at her.

  Just like she was now.

  Annis sat up in her narrow bed, in her cell that was far too cramped and far too bright. There was a toilet against one wall and a sink against another. She’d never needed a toilet or a sink when she was living in her ditch. That, she supposed, was the sole advantage of living in a ditch.

  “Hi,” said the blonde. She stood there in the open doorway, smiling, with that sword strapped to her back and all that brown leather barely keeping her in.

  “You’re looking well,” said the blonde. Tanith Low, her name was. “Better than the last time I saw you, anyway. At least you’re not wearing a sack.”

  Annis looked at her, but didn’t move to get off the bed. “They starve me here.”

  “No, they don’t. They feed you.”

  “I eat people. They don’t give me people to eat. They give me animals. That’s barbaric. At least people have a fighting chance to get away. The animals they give me are already dead. It’s sickening, is what it is.”

  “Annis, you’re a unique individual, which is why I’m here.”

  “I should rip your throat out.”

  “And if you could grow those sharp nails of yours, I’m sure that wouldn’t be a problem for you. But you can’t. You’re stuck here in this little cell, your powers bound and your life drifting away from you. And let’s face it, Annis, you’re not getting any younger.”

  “Is that why you’re here? To gloat?”

  “Not at all. You see, the last time we met, I was the old me. But now I’m the new me, and the new me sees things differently from the old me. The new me would never have arrested you and dragged you from that ditch. And what a splendid ditch it was. Tell me something – did you like living in ditches?”

  Annis glowered.

  “I’m not trying to poke fun, honest I’m not. I don’t think you did like living in ditches. I think it’s just something you had to do because of your... condition.” Tanith smiled gently. “What if I told you that I knew of a cure?”

  Annis frowned. “Cure for what?”

  “For what ails you. For your curse.”

  “A cure for my curse? There is no cure for my curse. I don’t have a curse. I was born this way. This is natural.”

  “Annis, you don’t know what you are, do you? You don’t know why your skin turns blue or why your nails grow long and you don’t know why you’d turn to stone if sunlight hit you.”

  “Yeah?” Annis said with a sniff. “And I suppose you do?”

  “Actually, yes,” Tanith said, “I do.”

  “You’re lying.”

  “I have access to certain files and documents, and one of these files is about you. You were cursed, Annis. It’s why you’re the way you are. And there is a cure. But if you want it, you have to do something for me first.”

  “Like what?”

  “I’m putting together a group of special individuals with unique talents, and I want you to be part of it.”

  “You want me to be in your gang? I eat people.”

  “The new me doesn’t care,” Tanith said. “Eat whomever you want. Apart from the other members of the team, obviously. That would be inconvenient. Just do what I say, and when our job is done, you’ll be set free and you’ll get the cure. The rest of your life is yours to live, however you want to live it. May I suggest not living it in a ditch?”

  Annis stood. She wasn’t a tall woman, so still had to look up. “You say you’ve changed. How do I know you’re telling the truth?”

  “Do you know what a Remnant is, Annis? I’ve got one of them inside me, permanently bonded to my soul. I’m a changed woman.”

  “So you’d be breaking me out of here, is that it?”

  “That’s it exactly. Providing you agree to my conditions.”

  Annis looked at her for a long while. “If you bust me out of here, you have a deal.”

  “Oh, good,” Tanith said, grinning. “Come on.”

  She turned and walked out, and Annis hesitated. If this was some sort of trap, she couldn’t see the point of it. So she followed.

  “We’re lucky,” Tanith was saying as she walked. “They didn’t put you in a top-security gaol. Don’t get me wrong, Annis, you’re a dangerous lady, you truly are. But prisons like these are designed to keep in prisoners who aren’t really smart enough to try to escape.”

  Annis was barely listening. Her body tingled as her magic returned. It was such a wonderful feeling it almost took the breath from her. She could grow her fingernails and swipe that pretty blonde head from those pretty broad shoulders if she so wanted. But then what? She didn’t know where the hell she was. She didn’t know how the hell she’d get out.

  They passed a man on the ground with his throat torn open. Another up ahead, and beside him, a woman. Annis’s stomach rumbled.

  “You kill all these?” she asked, salivating.

  “Not all of them,” said Tanith. “I have a friend with me. You’ll meet him later. I think you’ll like him. His name’s Dusk. He’s been cursed, too, in a way, so you’ll probably have lots in common if you... oh, Annis, please. We really don’t have time.”

  Annis looked up from where she was kneeling beside the dead sorcerer, but didn’t answer. Even though she had a habit of living in ditches, she still didn’t like to speak with her mouth full. Some things were just rude.

  Sabine put the ring on the table, and watched Badstreet’s eyes widen.

  “Is that it?” he asked, his voice hushed. Around them, mortals laughed and joked and drank, and music played, and occasionally someone would nudge past Sabine on their way to the bar. Sabine didn’t mind. The only thing she cared about was convincing the man before her that the metal band on the table was the Ring of Salumar.

  “Yes, it is,” she said. “Forged in shadow and fire by the seventh son of a seventh son, a blind man who spoke with the dead. He made that ring for the great sorcerer Salumar, but on the eve of delivery, the dead came to him, and told him Salumar was going to kill him. So he hid the ring, refused to hand it over and Salumar therefore killed him. A cautionary tale for those who don’t believe that dead people can have a sense of humour. Pick it up.”

  Moving slowly, reverently, Badstreet did as she told him.

  “It’s heavy,” he said. “And powerful. I can feel the magic, even holding it...”

  He went to put it on, but Sabine’s hand flashed, snatching the ring back. “Sorry,” she grinned. “You break it, you buy it. You know how it is.”

  Badstreet’s eyes narrowed. “You can’t expect me to buy it without testing it.”

  “You don’t need to test it,” she laughed. “Badstreet, come on. A sorcerer of your ability doesn’t need to slip the ring on to his finger to know the power it holds. You said so yourself, you could feel it.”

  He rubbed his hand along the stubble on his jawline. “It’s like it’s calling to me.”

  Sabine nodded, and did her best not to laugh. “Do you have the money?”

  He hesitated, and she saw the debate going on behind his eyes. To pay, or not to pay, that was the question, and it was a debate Sabine was used to seeing. The outcome, of co
urse, was never in question.

  Badstreet passed an envelope to her beneath the table. Keeping it out of sight, Sabine opened it up and quickly counted. It certainly seemed to be all there. She nodded, pocketed the envelope, and put the ring into a small wooden box. Then she stood up, handed the box to Badstreet, and gave him her best smile.

  “Pleasure doing business with you,” she said.

  She walked to the back of the pub, squeezing through the throngs of people. It would take Badstreet fifteen to twenty seconds to figure out how to open the box, another ten seconds of examining the ring and savouring the power, and then a full two to three minutes before the power started to fade and he was left with a useless trinket she’d picked up from a dingy shop on the way there. Plenty of time.

  She had already deactivated the alarm, so she left quietly through the fire escape door, stepping into the alley behind the pub. She turned away from the street, because that would be the direction in which Badstreet would eventually sprint, and instead walked deeper into the darkness. Another job done. Another sucker suckered. All in a night’s work.

  “Such a naughty girl.”

  Sabine whirled, looked up. Standing straight out from the wall above her was a blonde woman in a long leather coat.

  “Good to see some things haven’t changed, though,” the woman said, slowly strolling down to street level. “You were a sneaky little thief thirty years ago and you’re a sneaky little thief now.”

  Sabine tried a smile. “Hi, Tanith. Been a while.”

  “It has at that,” Tanith said, hopping to the ground. She was taller than Sabine. “To be honest, I never thought you’d live this long. Sneaky little Sabine, always conning the wrong people, always getting the wrong people mad with her. I thought you’d have ended up dead in the gutter a long time before this.”

  “Is that why you’re here, then? To kill me?”

  “Kill you?” Tanith laughed. “Now why would I do something as mean-spirited as that?”

  “I heard you’ve got a Remnant inside you.”

  “True enough, but while my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal or out of sheer boredom. Do I look bored to you, Sabine?”